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爆笑英语幽默笑话81:What Time Is The Funeral?葬礼何时举行?

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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选81:葬礼何时举行?一由我的儿子一个重要的约会引起的,含有中英对照文本

81.What Time Is The Funeral?

81.葬礼何时举行?
 
一天课后,我儿子有一个重要的约会,那时他在劳伦斯的堪萨斯大学任助教。他穿上白衬衣,戴上领带,套上正统的深色西装。正要离开房间的时候,他发现鼠夹上夹了一只老鼠。他小心谨慎地拿着鼠夹,向垃圾堆走去。有位教授碰巧路过,看到此番情景,问道:“葬礼何时举行?”
 

My son,a teaching assistant at the University of Kansas in Lawrence,had an important appointment after class one day. He put on a white shirt,a tie and a conservative dark suit. As he was leaving his apartment,he noticed his mouse trap had a victim.Holding the trap carefully out in front of him,he walked to the dump. A professor happened by,took in the situation and asked,"What time is the funeral?”
 

 

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